‘Twas a dark and stormy night at Apogaea. Hail pelting down, furry boots soaking up water, and sparkly glitter washing off bodies, beer getting even colder, drinks getting watered down, entire sound systems shorting out. But there they were, the intrepid Apo Rangers, making sure lost and inebriated folk found the few remaining dance floors.

Were you glad they were there? Do you like what they do? Do you secretly yearn to wear the Khaki? Would you, if given the chance, help those staunch supporters of freedom and art in helping our community to bravely march onward through the hail? To direct lost and desperate patrons towards the best parties? To help those poor troubled souls who danced too much and now have blisters to find the med tent? Well, now’s your chance.

The Apo Rangers are holding a training session!

Who: all those interested in Rangering at Apogaea

What: Apogaea Ranger Training

When: April 1st, at 10 AM

Where: Guildworks, 3821 Steele St., Denver CO

Why: because you know you’re good enough for us!

Questions? Contact Uncle Dave